Ten More Favorite Country Sayings

The best country sayings take truths found in life and add a little twist. Here are a few more I came across while doing research for This New Mountain (see my first list of ten favorites here).

  1. It’s been hotter than a goat’s butt in a pepper patch.
  2. Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than getting her back in.
  3. I’ll slap you naked and hide your clothes.
  4. It’s better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.
  5. Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
  6. A man who straddles the fence gets a sore crotch.
  7. That child could tear the hind end out of a skunk.
  8. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over.
  9. Never drink downstream from your horse.

And last, I think this is one a lot of people can relate to: 

  10.  I’m busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor.

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